Zo's Reviews: The Turning
I...what? I mean...huh...? So I just got out of The Turning and...I guess...it's a movie? There's moving pictures...and dialogue...and people.......I think....? So, where to even begin with this...oh, right... The Turning was directed by Floria Sigismondi and stars Mackenzie Davis as Kate, a young woman hired to be a tutor? Nanny? Uh...let me check my notes here...ah, a governess (lolwut) at a...big friggin house...to take care of two kids, Flora (Brooklynn Prince) and Miles (Finn Wolfhard). What Kate doesn't know, is that there are sinister (OOOO SCARY!) things happening at this place and...yadda yadda, creepy kids, maybe ghosts, maybe losing her mind, etc etc etc. I don't know guys, I can't take this one seriously, at all. I have to make fun of it, because that's the only entertainment I got out of watching this piece of crap. Let's start with some of the way this movie was put together before I even get into my "why this movie sucks...