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Zo's Reviews: The Turning

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I...what? I mean...huh...? So I just got out of The Turning  and...I guess...it's a movie? There's moving pictures...and dialogue...and people.......I think....? So, where to even begin with this...oh, right... The Turning  was directed by Floria Sigismondi and stars Mackenzie Davis as Kate, a young woman hired to be a tutor? Nanny? Uh...let me check my notes here...ah, a governess (lolwut) at a...big friggin house...to take care of two kids, Flora (Brooklynn Prince) and Miles (Finn Wolfhard). What Kate doesn't know, is that there are sinister (OOOO SCARY!) things happening at this place and...yadda yadda, creepy kids, maybe ghosts, maybe losing her mind, etc etc etc. I don't know guys, I can't take this one seriously, at all. I have to make fun of it, because that's the only entertainment I got out of watching this piece of crap. Let's start with some of the way this movie was put together before I even get into my "why this movie sucks...

Zo's Reviews: The Grudge (2020)

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So because I wrote about this in the past on here, I figured I'd go back to my original blog to talk about this newest entry into this universe. Also, I'm changing my scoring system from a out-of-ten score to an A,B,C score. So, without further ado... The Grudge (2020)  was directed by Nicolas Pesce and stars Andrea Riseborough as a mom and police detective who just moved to a small town in Pennsylvania, and is investigating a murder that has connections to a house, a house where other deaths have occurred and people have reported sinister happenings. Soon after beginning her investigation and stepping into the home, she starts being stalked by the very same malevolent force that has taken so many lives before. Let's start out by saying that this is not a remake or reboot. This movie fits in between 2004 film, and the sequel which came out afterwards, that means it's more like a side-story or a soft sequel. It's also not a very good sequel. I'll flat out...